Tuesday, August 31, 2010

LIVE AND LEARN

Hello Possums

now todays post has a moral to it. Yep that is right i am going to give a lesson on learning from your mistakes as it seems my blonde dumb witted husband has no concept of this.

The story goes.
It is a lovely sunday morning and marnie runs into town at 7am to drop her talented daughter off for a school activity. Marnie then runs home and makes the beds, makes breakfast, cleans the kitchen, tidies the lounge room, does a load of washing, hangs out one that was done the night before and then vaccuums the house. All this is done while ray (after a big day at work the day before ) chills infront of some machine forum. After marnie finishes her jobs ray asks her if there is anything she would like to do today and she answers quite simply that she would love to go to the markets and buy a small statue type thing (she will know it is the right one when she sees it). Ray agrees this is a good plan and that he just wants to pop into the tip (buy back centre, rays second home). Marnie runs off and has a shower and spruces herself up for a lovely day with the boys. Marnie runs out all excited and ready to go and gets hit with (are you ready for this) YOU CANT GO OUT DRESSED LIKE THAT YOU KNOW YOU DONT HAVE THE BODY SHAPE TO PULL OF LEGGINGS. (can you tell i am pissed). Marnie comes back with well my friends think it looks great and i am comfortable so yep i am going out like this. (now you would think he would quickly shut up but no he comes back with WELL YOUR FRIENDS HAVE LIED. MAYBE THEY ARE JUST TELLING YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. *(ok now if you put a blood pressure machine on me here i would have broken it my heart was beating so fast). Marnie proceeds to slam doors, throw keys at him and goes in changes and refuses to go anywhere with a ()*^&)*(&^*^&%*)^)(&)(*& (and then some more ()*^&)(*&)(^)(). Sunday night falls and marnie is still not happy but she lets it ride for the sake of her sanity. (but wait it gets better).

Monday comes around and marnie works her large arse off doing everything for everyone else and wears leggings with a large shirt and cardigan over the top (ray was going to work so she didnt have to see him all day). Night time falls and ray whilst marnie was washing up (never a good time to confront me with something) says NOW MARNIE (not a good start to any conversation) DO YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO DRESS LIKE YOU DO. REALLY HAVE A LOOK AT YOURSELF. (are you ready for the explosion). Marnie went off like a rocket to the moon and still hasnt arrived back here yet. Marnie asked ray ARE YOU SUGGESTING I LOOK LIKE SOME COMMON )(*&)(*&)(*&)*( ray answered WELL IF THE SHOE FITS WEAR IT. (more )(*()&)(*&()*^&*^$^&%#%$@^$&(^%*^(*&^*(&^(^&*^$^&#^%$#^%#$) ok so lets just say that ray didnt learn the lesson on sunday of sometimes keeping your big mouth lazy arsed lame opinions to yourself but after last nights performance i think he has. NOW DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE ANYTHING THEY WANT TO SAY TO ME ABOUT FAT CHICKS THAT LOOK LIKE WHORES IN TIGHTS. WELL DO YA.
cheers

1 comment:

kchambo said...

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ROFLMAO!!! Marn, you are the best. BUT you have to give him credit for speaking his mind. Brave and stupid is a real fine line!! Bwa ha ha ha ah !!!!